One of my favorite movie scenes is from the terrible Ghost Rider, where Nicolas Cage has to explain to Eva Mendes that the reason he didn't show up for their date was that he had unexpectedly and temporarily turned into a burning skeleton who solves crime (?)
(Don't watch this movie..)
That's kind of how writing this feels like. You're probably wondering what the equivalent to "burning skeleton" is here, so let me tell you and spoil the ending real quick, and then we can loop back to the beginning and start explaining how such an impossibly good thing can be true.
Ready? Okay.. Here we go..
I am quite sure that I found the fountain of youth.
And that's actually just the start of it. Strap yourself in, this is going to be a wild read..
I've always been obsessed with fresh air. How can it be, that indoor air makes me feel like a sack of potatoes who lost its love for life, and outdoor air makes me feel like a million dollar cash transaction?
Nobody has an answer. I suppose, that the question seems to be so silly, that scientists are embarrassed to try and answer it. We are at the point where some of the most common insults online is to tell the other person to ‘go outside' or 'touch grass' and leave the basement' yet we have no understanding of why this would be good, but we instinctually know it is not only good, but something that is required any normal, functioning human being, making it an effective and intuitive insult.
People talk about ‘grounding' from an anecdotal perspective, yet academic science gives us very little understanding of how or why it even works. Even funnier is that arguably all cultures across the entire world had a general understanding that disease typically comes from 'bad air' yet if you go to Wikipedia it will tell you that indoor air is BETTER than outdoor air 'because it is filtered and controlled', the denial of reality couldn't be more on the nose. It's like these people have never opened a window in their life. Or maybe they live in extremely polluted places. I live in a city, yet outdoor air is magnitudes better than anything ventilation will ever provide.
There is only one reasonable explanation why fresh, high quality air is so invigorating and health-giving.. and that is the negative ions, or if you prefer, the electrons.
Outdoor air has significant amounts of negative ions, while typically, indoor air has close to zero negative ions, because as soon as they are close to something, they will be attracted, and deposit its charge to it. So, by the time the fresh outdoor air has travelled through the air vents, it has lost all negative ions along the way.
The amount of ions, is not very high. If you see 3000 negative ions/cm³ somewhere outdoors, that's really good. Obviously, 3000 electrons is microscopic amount. If you turn on a 60 watt light bulb, you have approximately 3'000'000'000'000'000'000 electrons passing through it every second. The magic is in the details. You have 3'000'000'000'000'000'000 electrons entering the light bulb, and you have 3'000'000'000'000'000'000 electrons exiting the light bulb. This is not the case for the electrons that you absorb on your skin. Finders keepers. If the light bulb tried this, it would instantly explode. It seems bizarre that every single person in the modern world knows full well that their health would be far better if they had more fresh air, delivering electrons to the body in the right way doesn't really seem like an impossible thing to achieve, does it?
Fast forward, I found a way to add any amount of electrons I want, into water. Many ways, actually. This morning, I took my bottle and poured a few drops into my hand, and these drops contained 100'000'000'000 electrons. I splashed these drops across my face, and I felt incredibly refreshed. This is approximately a thousand shipping containers worth of fresh forest air, in the purest form possible: Electrons in distilled water.
An hour later, I did it again. It feels so good. I have an unlimited amount of electrons available to me. I can pour an entire bath filled with any amount. I am, electrically speaking, the richest man in the world (financially not as much - please donate - I would not ask for donations in the flipping foreword unless it was important) and I find the situation strikingly similar to as if I had returned from a voyage across the world with fantastical foreign treasures. I see statues all around, from men of old, who risked life and limb, fought hard to explore the unknown, for the benefit of the many. They are remembered because of how they helped others, not how they bathed in their own riches - though they certainly did that too.
There is a popular saying that goes "Born too late to explore the Earth, but too early to explore space" but how can this be true, when our history is filled to the brim with fantastical accounts that everyone is too embarrassed to even attempt to explain, pretending to be satisfied with calling everything symbolical and metaphorical?
Gun to your head, are you 100% sure that Alexander the Great didn't actually meet these headless men, like his biography describes?
I guess it doesn't really matter now. We do not need to think about why others are satisfied looking at the ground beneath their feet instead of searching for magic around them; I have already found the gold, and the treasure map, which we can use to gather infinite amounts of it.
When I first charged water with excess electrons, it made theoretical sense that it would be healthy. Still, I was about to enter uncharted land. No one knew what awaited, when I had the glass of water in front of me.
The liquid was thick, viscous and gel-like. When I shook the glass, it vibrated like jelly. The surface tension looked strange.
..Dare I touch it..?
I waited more than a day. I wanted to feel, if the urge to touch it would grow, or subside. If it really was important that I touch it, then I would feel an increasing pull toward it, and I did. I could not resist it.
When you get to this point yourself, consider doing something similar yourself, teasing your destiny a little, keeping the water near but not immediately using it. It's a good way to strengthen your intuition, because your growing urge toward the water, I think that comes from the purest place in your heart.
Eventually, of course, I could not resist putting my finger in it. After all, that's kind of what fingers are meant to do,
probe things and see if they are okay.
First sensation - it felt COLD. Odd, since it was room-temperatured. In a pleasant way. Fresh air feels cold too, even in the summer. This felt like that. Coldness that you welcome, like a refreshing drink. This wave of pleasant coldness spread through my arm, into my body. Like when you get the "chills" in the good way. Goosebumps but internally, not on the skin.
What's next? I'll tell you what does NOT come next, and that was me taking my finger out of the water. Out of all the things I could do at this critical point in time, taking my finger out was dead last. No way. Over my dead body. That was my instinctive feeling. My entire being was focused like a laser beam into the seemingly simple and casual act of having my index finger in that tiny little glass of water. It felt so good, and I never wanted it to end.
I'm not sure how long I stood there. Strong electrical charges can greatly shift time perception, so even if I believe that I could recall, it wouldn't be accurate. Eventually, I took my finger out. My finger felt smooth, like that of a small child, not a grown man. The skin was oily, in a good way, what girls would call moisturized and post on their stories with nail polish and diamond emojis. (These cultural references are probably dated already)
Strange that my finger felt oily, since there was clearly no oil floating on the top of the liquid.. More on that later.
I felt euphoric, yet doubtful, as I had no way of knowing whether it was placebo, my expectations were great, it was. Yet I know, and now you know, that placebo is a very time-limited thing, and will quickly subside, so if you keep doing something for a long time, and it still feels great, then it is unlikely to be a false positive caused by the placebo effect, and if the effect grows stronger over time, then you can be absolutely certain it is not placebo. All the strange sensations I felt, from having my finger in the water, did not subside over time, but rather took some duration to fully manifest, I didn't notice any euphoria while my finger was in the water for instance. I felt awesome. Euphoric, energetic, optimistic. Did I just find something of enormous importance?
It's really happening, isn't it?
I could logically deduce at that point that it could not have been placebo, but still I couldn't really truly believe it. Naturally, the next step would be to drink a drop of it. That would put all doubt to rest.
Like previously, I let the decision sink in for a while.
I kept making new water, thinking about it, should I do it?
Of course, I did.
And when I did, it felt like time stopped.
I'd like to think, at that moment, time actually did stop. I was a different person. Better. This was the most stressful period of my entire life, and it just disappeared with a drop, in a millisecond, if even that. Suddenly I was optimistic. Not just that, but I was on top of the world. Despite having the equivalent life stress of an ongoing hostage crisis. You will experience this too, seeing a single drop of water instantly change what you considered forever a part of yourself.
The next thing I noticed, was that I barely needed to breathe. I would say that the amount of air I needed was reduced by at least half, I would breathe very, very slowly now.
You know how it feels, whenever you have a strong experience, anything from sharp pain to love-at-first-sight, then you can feel how time slows down, reality becomes 'more vivid' and you become acutely aware of everything happening? Whereas, when you are going through the motions on a grey tired winter morning, time passes you by, you are barely present at all, you are ‘checked out' of your reality?
As you grow older, you shift slowly toward the grey side of things. Well, this tiny little drop instantly catapulted me far past even a small child's perception of time. It took a week for this effect to subside from 'time literally stands still' to 'time goes half as fast as normal'.
Things did not become less strange over the next week. I was happy. So happy in fact, that I could not display the full range of happiness, because it would seem deranged to suddenly and abruptly become so different. This wasn't a big problem, more of a minor consideration that I had, but the objective fact that it was even a thing says a lot about how powerful the water can be.
I had boundless energy, for a week, despite starving, for an entire week. And it was all from a single drop of water. Tell me again, that we are born too late to explore. My mind was racing, where do I go from here? This is too good to be true, and the more I try to describe it, the more deranged it sounds.
I was not hungry. At all. That week, I ate less than 500 calories a day, yet I had more energy than I ever had in my entire life. I lost significant fat, yet I gained muscle mass, with a sedentary lifestyle (I never liked when my body robs my mind of energy, so I avoid exercise).
We are quite far into the story already, yet everything is still shrouded in mystery and question marks.
Normally, I can see a few years ahead of time, where things are going. For the first time, I could not. Never before have I been so clear-headed, but I had endless possibilities at my feet. It was impossible to know where this was headed, and I leaned into this, maintaining my faith by the fact that I got this far by trusting gut over knowledge. Adventurers of the past, never did sail alone. They sought help from other strong men of their time.
And that is where we are now. Since last year, there has been scattered attempts to experiment, document and discuss how to negatively charge water and consume it, and now this forum attempts to centralize these miraculous and exciting group effort.
Here are some of the very earliest experiences recorded online, back in that day everyone said "blessed water" about negative charge and "cursed water" when it had positive charge:
"Libido way way up. Actually scary"
"It makes my skin softer and look younger, and it helps with stiff joints and neck"
"Strangers more likely to smile back"
"People are nicer to me too, I think because there's less pain strained look on my face Imfao"
"Blessed water will be big. I'm experiencing profound healing. This is revolutionary"
"Blessed water actually feels like the limitless pill, just an astounding clarity on how to do things"
"Blessed water feels akin to the material equivalent of raw spiritual power, perhaps similar to 'chi'. After applying blessed water to the body, breathwork feels amazing. It's like you're transporting 100x your baseline chi to every cell in your body. You feel more hydrated, more energized, more aware. Without conscious effort, posture begins to fix itself from the inside out. Muscles experience increased blood flow, almost like a pump. An ethereal cloud of buzzing energy seems to envelope your body. It is truly blessed."
"I have a strange yet interesting anecdote. Pre-blessed water I had an alternation of second-person and first-person in my internal monologue. And after it's 99% first-person, going from Let's or You should to all I. Alignment or something. Only one guy in my head now :3"
"I'm losing my craving for sweets, more energy, hair better etc"
"Blessed water destroys bathroom odor"
"Plants I've had for over a year are going through a new vigorous growth phase (4cm in a day height with more thickness and color)"
"It seems that most people really enjoy the effects but think the barrier to entry to making it is really high"
"I've experienced everything in line with healed thyroid from neck application"
"idgaf about vitamins I got blessed water on me im negatively charged bro idgaf im fuckin immortal I'm fuckin electrified bro"
"It feels cold to the touch"
"It helps me feast on raw foods like never before"
"I drank the blessed water and my appetite increased and food feels better to eat now"
"Finding that with the addition of blessed water I experience way more moments of profound stillness that used to be a very rare occasion for me"
"Blessed water in bath feels good, definitely notice a difference. Also cool to hear all the crackling in the water"
"Indoor air feels like fresh air after I apply blessed water to my body."
"I've been experimenting with blessed water sitting under my red light and it's 100x more pleasant."
"Immediately after closing my eyes at night, I can see detailed visualizations. Where before, my visualization skills were very sub par and very blurry."
"I wake up without the morning puff of the face, looking real chiselled"
"It burns a little, when it's strong. Better to dilute."
"Alcohol with blessed water is a whole different thing absolutely. It feels really really good. I drank last night and just two drinks had me feeling way more."
"I never made the water of great quality consistently. But the times I did make it good, I noticed a focus and clarity increase. Really living in the present moment kinda feeling in the brain. One of my blessed water baths felt like a refreshing jungle and I was better able to tolerate the heat."
"Drank a little bit before bed last night and had a deep restful sleep with vivid dreams. Woke up rested, not hungry (typically I wake up very hungry). Didn't crave nicotine despite being a daily smoker."
"Kept wanting to touch the water, felt GREAT to the touch"
"I gave some to my mom and she feels warmer"
"Put some in a spray bottle and sprayed in a room full of people, mood lifted instantly"
"Immediate energy and increased mood upon drinking."
"People like being around me because I give off more negative ions than a waterfall"
"I am still getting praise for my tan as well even though the sun left weeks ago"
"Shilling blessed water again please make it its like being under a waterfall in Fiji it's like being in the fjords its like a cool winter breeze when you're all bundled up it's like chewing five gum it's like leaving the club renewed after you busted it down sexual style on fine Nubian shyt"
"My balls are bigger now"
"It greatly improved my singing voice both in quality and strength. It doubled my lung capacity and I can visualize the sheet music in my head very clearly as I sing."
"Since bathing in this water, my hair has become way firmer. When I get out of the bath, all my hair is in a pleasant compact gel-like state, pleasantly humid, it just takes a single passthrough of the comb over all my hair to shape it into whatever I want. And stays so all day long. Then, after a night of having my hair stuck in all kind of postures against my pillow, my hair doesn't become ugly chaotic like it used to! It's the opposite, it becomes more pretty! My hair becomes voluminous spongy but still firm and directional, creating that kind of big soft curls to naturally appear. And when touching it, kinda feels as thick as animal fur."
"I'm digging myself out of a pit from running DHT and adrenal fatigue so my baseline is not as good as someone like my mother who got an immediate metabolism/health increase from one dose that lasted a solid 24 hours"
"Gave some to a mutual who was coming off some sickness, looked a little disheveled when we hung out, maybe 2-3 hours later he looked right as rain and felt much better."
"Steady improvements in sleep quality, whites of my eyes, nutrient partitioning is what I've noticed"
"It gave me sudden improvements in visualization abilities"
"I slept perhaps 9 hours when I usually do 12 the other day, need for coffee is so diminished it's a take it or leave it thing at this point"
"If I put blessed water on my balls so they absorb it, and then I ejaculate shortly after, the water is mixed with regular semen. So I guess we absorb the water first, and then the water turns to semen?"
"Blessed water seems to improve respiration and energy exertion"
"It's sweet to the touch"
"Blessed water appears to have actually caused hair regrowth. I previosuly had no hair whatsoever on my scalp, and now I have 100 hairs that have sprouted from seemingly nowhere."
"I've had dry eyes while sleeping for years. Eye droppers were useless. Dropping a few drops of weakly charged water before bed, that did solve it. It kept my eyes hydrated all night long. And unexpectedly, not only did it hydrate my eyes more, but I could feel how it helped me fully close my eyes without having to exert any force. And the best part, is that each time my eyes neeed it less frequently. Now after a while since starting this, even if I don't put it nightly in my eyes, they don't become as dry as before. Also when touching my eyes with my fingers, I also feel they are less bulging and deformed than they used to be."
"Went a week without blessed water/mana/negatively charged water, whatever people are calling it these days, to really see if it was placebo or not, it isn't, it really does just upgrade your life in every way, applied some just now and it feels like I took a dunk in a lake, woken up from a dream, good to be back"
"I don't know if I'm going crazy but I put blessed water into my vaporizer and there is a 5km radius around me with sunshine and everywhere else is raining or overcast."
"Significantly improved sexual stamina."
"This is what the Voynich manuscript was meant to be."
"At night, now I get the cozy body feeling BEFORE going to bed"
"This is the same thing as semen retention"
"A lifetime of nights filled with seizures, waking up from suffocation from my head overheating. So many weird dreams and sleep paralysis. Fuck, I was even confused and amnesic in my own dreams. Forgetting things, living on a semblance of long term memory, constantly re-learning the same thing again and again, getting my brain scrambled like it was the most normal thing in the world. The water is making me withstand excess heat, and it stops my seizures for many days, even if I don't apply it daily. It's so enjoyable and satisfying when I use it, feels so good to my body. My neck feels so much more hydrated, flowing better. I sleep so much better and my memory has never been this good. Truly marvelous."
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